The Phil Factor: The Proper Care and Feeding of Your Man

Thursday, March 30, 2006

The Proper Care and Feeding of Your Man

As a public service announcement I am providing the following information: Men are like goldfish. If you put too much food in front of us we will just eat until we explode.

9 comments:

Phil said...: I couldn't leave you with all the serious stuff below. I spontaneously said this at work yesterday in response to a woman complaining about her husband eating something she set aside for another purpose. To expect anything more is giving us too much credit.; 8:23 PM
Anonymous said...: You're right. If not properly supervised, I will eat anything within reach. Luckily I have a fast metabolism so the only bad result is a shortage of groceries.

As for the serious stuff below.....be careful. Crazies are called that for a reason.; 10:34 PM
Michelle said...: LOL too funny! If you leave chocolate in front of me i will explode!; 2:31 AM
Princess Pessimism said...: ....Well...they always said that the way to a mans heart is through his stomach....I just never thought that meant that it was because his stomach blew open, and all of his vitals were exposed.; 11:41 AM
Attila the Mom said...: Ha! I've actually put sticky notes on stuff in the fridge that I have bought to use in recipes.

It says, "This does not have your name on it!"

So when the hubster is rummaging around and asks.."Can I eat this?"

I reply, "Does it have your name on it?"

Yes I know. Women are cruel.; 10:00 AM
Phil said...: Jessica, you are not going to make me go look up French are you?; 7:30 PM
Meow (aka Connie) said...: I think that relates to not just men ...
I agree with Michelle, give me too much chocolate and I will explode.
Have a great week.
Take care, Meow; 5:31 AM
Phil said...: Jessica- Obviously I'm not a linguist, nor am I familiar with French or Italian.; 8:18 AM
Anonymous said...: You are too funny.

True though.; 11:17 AM