1. If Big Bird were to catch the bird flu, he could wipe out all of Sesame Street.
2. Does a York Peppermint Patty or a Junior Mint qualify as a breath mint?
3. Why do women curl their eyelashes? Not once have I ever looked at a woman and thought, "She'd be really pretty if her eyelashes weren't so straight." Ladies, believe me, you can give up eyelash curling and no one will ever notice. Throw away those stupid little tools. Like shaving your legs, I'm betting a man working for a cosmetics company came up with that stupid idea.
4. What should I do with my hair and my face? I look pretty much like my picture there, but I think the haircut and goatee are getting a bit old. Any suggestions?
5. On some of your blogs some of you ladies wonder why you're still single. If you acted as happy to see us as our dogs do you'd be married in a New York minute. We love all that jumping up and down, panting and licking our faces.
6. Just this morning I noticed that my hair conditioner has "sea algae extract" as an ingredient. How do they know that sea algae is good for your hair? I've never seen a hairy fish. They're all bald. Maybe it's because of the sea algae!
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Yes, I was intentionally provoking women with that last one. I know, I know, you'd jump up and down panting if you could find a good man.
LOL! I think one night with our incredible farting dog would change your mind. ;-)
You could get hair extensions. That would be very Jessica Simpson!
Or stay the same. You are fine the way you are. Unless you want to change and that would be ok.
Great help, aren't I?
The only time I would do that last comment is if I was trying to get in the bathroom!
Phil, My eyelash curler is very important to me. I have thick lashes so when I curl them they I can just use a little mascarra, if I don't curl them they look funny.
I like your face just how it is, but maybe you should to blonde.
My guess is that you're bored, and haven't got much to say, hmmmmm !!!
Don't change, Phil, we like you as you are !!
Take care, Meow
I tried the eye lash curler once..Nearly took half of them out..Ouch..Never again.
#2..A breath mint with added chocoate..Most definatly. ;)
Are you going to be okay over there??
Our lashes look more flattering when they're curled. It's part of the whole package...you're a guy, you wouldn't understand.
Hey, when I look at a woman, it's not her eyelashes that matter, it's what's inside that counts. .........HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA! woo, that was tough. I tried to type that with a straight face, but I couldn't pull it off. No really, I mean it.
about number 6: men are so ignorant. sea algae is GOOD for hair. Have you seen any mermaids having a bad hair day? no, there you go.
...your commute to work is just too long darlin'.... but fun thoughts to ponder nonetheless
think i would like to experiment with #2 just to find out ;)
...I like big Bird.
Big bird frightens me.
Honestly, no bird is suppose to be THAT big.
I can relate to some of your problems, Phil.
—My hemmorhoid cream has shark liver oil in it. Who woulda figured? All I know is I keep sliding out of bed.
—I've tried a million things and I'm still ugly. Eyelash turner-upper included.
—I have scientifically determined the human symptoms of bird flu:
Dr. Charlie Schweitzer on Bird Flu
I just dropped in from Attila's blog and had to open my big mouth while I was here.
Thanks for stopping by Attila and Dr. Schweitzer. Any relation to Albert?
OMG- HI-LARIOUS! Love the Big Bird bit! VERY thought provoking questions, Phil!!
~ Fab
LMAO @ your comment!
Maybe i'm too vein, but i will never stop waxing my legs or shall i ditch the curler!
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