I get as frustrated with stupid people as anyone does. The problem is, we are all stupid in a myriad of ways. Men are stupid and women are stupid. We're just stupid in different ways.
Men are stupid if they think no one can tell if they have a toupee, hair plugs, a hair weave, or that brown sprayed on hair.
Women are stupid because they keep telling those men it looks natural.
If congress want to do everyone a favor they should stop worrying about cigarette smokers and try to eliminate the Hair Club for Men. The cigarette smokers will eventually eliminate themselves and, by attrition of customers, the companies that make cigarettes. Who will stop men from wearing those ridiculous looking hair replacement attempts? Women need to start being honest or we're all stuck looking at these hairless morons for eternity. (Don't read anything into this. I have enough hair to grow a serious mullet by the end of the week)
It's Now or Never
3 years ago
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I like bald men.
I like Jason Statham type bald men. But only if they look just like him....MMMMM he's gorgeous.
Does anyone remember those old infomercials that used to sell that 'spray paint' stuff that you sprayed on your head to look like you had hair?
Omg! men are still using the spray stuff..Wow.
"Women are stupid because they keep telling those men it looks natural."
Koff koff! Trust me I'm very honest..I would never say something looks natural when it doesn't. ;)
Now this is funny! I just saw a Snickers commercial where a guy tries to hide his baldness by wearing a bunch of Snickers bars on his head. Has anyone else seen this?
nope.
seen "Wallace and Grommit: the revenge of the Were-rabbit"? its got some to-pay action
I like men with receding hairlines.
Now Vin Diesel is one hot bald dude! I don't know any women that would tell a guy a fake hair job (i said hair) looks good! All my women friends are up front and in your face type gals...i know, hard to believe ehhh LOL!
If all you women are so honest, then why do men still get fake hair jobs? They only do it to impress the ladies. Someone is seriously misleading these guys.
I just about peed my pants when I saw that commercial last night. I'd be honest with these men, but I've yet to run into one lately. As long as their hair is natural and isn't too long, I could care less about how much of it there is.
By the way, I have a great Daryl Hall picture with a super foxy mullet if you want to print it out and take it to your hair stylist to do on you...
The simplest cure for baldness is still transforming into a werewolf. Just do one of the following: get bitten by a werewolf, wear the enchanted skin of a dead wolf or werewolf, drink water from a wolf's footprint, eat a wolf's brain, or have sex with a werewolf and survive.
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