Youth is Wasted on the Young

Getting older has it's advantages and it's disadvantages. I've been fighting it since I found myself on the wrong side of 30.

Advantage: You don't have to do anything that causes you to have to take any tests if you don't want to.
Disadvantage: You lose hair in some places and gain it in others.
Advantage: When you go somewhere for 40 hours a week at least you get paid for it.
Disadvantage: Thinking about your colon.
Advantage: Sexual partners usually have some idea of what the hell they're doing.
Disadvantage: Your sexual partners are usually other old people who might be losing hair in some places and gaining it in others.
Advantage: You don't have to hang out at crowded, noisy bars.
Disadvantage: You look like a parent looking for their child if you try to hang out at crowded, noisy bars.
Advantage: If you're having sex with someone you don't have to hide it from your parents anymore.
Disadvantage: If you're having sex with someone you do have to hide it from your kids.

Any other suggestions readers?