The Pope

Now that the Pope has passed away there's a job opening. I was thinking of applying because I'm pretty sure it pays more than my current salary and I know the job comes with a company car. What could be more cool than cruising around town in the Popemobile? I'm sure that car has got to be a total babe magnet. You can't tell me that chicks wouldn't just love to ride in that top part waving to their friends, "Look at me, I'm going out with the Pope!" I'd have to seriously consider putting some bitchin' flame decals on it though.